In a house there was a cat

And also a hat

And a small rat

In the hat.

 

The cat wanted to eat the rat

But the rat was under the hat

So he took a bat

And the cat was flying like a bat.

 

It was not very quiet

After this, the cat tried really to kill the rat

And someone in the laundry said:

« there is no room to swing a cat » and he throw it.

Arnaud Camus (Moi)